I've a pretty taste for paradox...

 To today is another installment of...

 

Shoes: Fluevog, Jeans: Banana Republic, Shirt: The Limited, Vest: Loft.

 Even though my title comes from the Major General's Song, I believe my outfit to be more Piratical, than Major General.

I have a confession....since I work in a tent, literally a big tent, or, well, a trailer outside a tent...White jeans are not a good idea, so I actually wore blue jeans instead.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical...

 

Maybe I can be the pirate Major General. Arrr!