Judge-y McJudge-y Pants

So...Tuesday came and went in a flurry, and I have no photos for you. But I wanted to get on my soap box for a minute, yes I am going to be all Judge-y McJudge-y pants...

Cause you know, I am usually sooo forgiving about other peoples fashion...(snort).

Ok, so, I know I broke some rules not long ago and wore shorts to work..BUT the atrocities of the short-shorts wearers I saw today...I cannot remain silent. Ladies, please look at your behinds before you leave the house, yes even you 20 somethings, you can still have cellulite and should not be wearing shorts (or skirts or dresses) that barely cover your cheeks. shudder.

I walked behind you for 2 blocks, and you may be under 25, but GIRL, your behind was jiggling and it was not pretty. Well to be more precise, your thutt (the place where your thigh meets you butt) was not moving in unison with the rest of you...It looked like an upside down jell-o mold.

And now this is the part where I get hypocritical....

I am sure you have seen the photos, you all know that I have outrageously un-natural colored hair (ok, well, different outrageously un-natural colored hair)(um, what is my natural color again? I dont even remember...)I know this, I own it.

Anyway, whats up with ladies with super fake hair extensions? Some extensions look really good and you can't tell its fake. But if it looks like barbie hair...and is shiny in that "i'm completely made of polyester, and if you hold me next to fire I will melt" sort of way. You should say no to the extensions. Just step back, maybe buy a wig. But please no bad extensions.

I fear for your safety come winter...imagine the static electricity that builds up with a head full of polyester hair... And I don't think your new hair comes with a warning label...But it probably should.

End of rant.

PS.
I feel I must remind you, I like run on sentences, and I am not grammatically correct.